I think my boyfriend is really funny (but I’m probably the only person who thinks this). I have decided to make a blog post of some of the stupid/cute/funny/random things that he has said to me recently. Enjoy the strangeness.
On missing me (via Skype)
Him: Wanna wub my face against yours
On our relationship (via Skype)
Me: Do you like that I am clingy?
Him: Yes, it’s better than not caring
Me: Would you like me to be more clingy?
Him: Nah, it’s at a good moderate amount right now
On where to take his family when visiting London (Via Skype)
Me: They can choose but you can suggest. Museums are always cool.
Him: Yeah, that’s what I’m doing. Not sure how much Asians are interested in museums compared to landmarks.
Me: London landmarks take about 3 seconds to look at.
Him: Knowing Asians they will take 30 minutes just to take the photos.
Complimenting me (Via Skype)
Him: You’re the prettiest. No one can beat you.
Random chatting (Via Skype)
Him: yeah asians are mostly layeah
Him: what ?
Me: What is layeah?
Him: erm cant remeber what i said 0.o
On not getting any job interviews (Via text)
Him: I need a hug so bad right now… My heart is crying
On applying for better jobs than the one he has (via Skype)
Him: THEY WANT EXPERIENCE
Him: HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET THAT
Him: im going to cry alot
Him: ill never get a job
Him: we will have baby in a year and get on benefits
Him: then we will start taking cannibis and watch sky tv
Me: You already have a job you moron…
Talking to my best friend (via Skype)
Him: [My name]’s rubbish so you will be my new friend
Her: k 😀
Him: girlfriend ?
Her: if you wants 😀
Her: lets run away
Him: ok 😛
Her: nah me and [my name] made up
Her: dont want to no more 🙂
Him: well thats the shortest relationship I have ever been in
Grabbing me at the top of the stairs
Me: Don’t push me down the stairs.
Him: Don’t worry, I won’t push you down the stairs. Not until you get your pension and write that if you die you give all the money to me.
Me: No way, my money is going to [my rabbit].
Whenever he hugs me
Him: I’m a koala.
(Weird that I found this!) – http://www.mykoreanhusband.com/koala/
Him: The new grown grass is really cute.
Him: The grass is cute when it’s new and grown out.
Me: Did you just say the grass is cute? What is wrong with you?
Him: I like it when it wiggles out from the seed. Wiggle wiggle.
Later, when seeing grass that has been mowed.
Him: The grass has been shaved.
Me: Why did you just say mustard?
Him: Mustard came into my head, so I said it.